Well, Here's the Thing.

You seriously thought I was going to show a live webcam of me eating pizza?!

What’s wrong with you?

First stop after I dropped off my luggage in North Beach was straight to In-N-Out Burger at Fisherman’s Wharf.

Had my first Double Double in 10 years. It was damn good … then again, I’m on vacation, so I think everything’s going to taste damn good.

That said, it was so good that I needed to down another one, so I recorded the experience for you. Enjoy:

Okay, new rule. When I decide that I’m not going to eat after 9:00p, that doesn’t mean I should eat twice as much for dinner. What happened to will power?

11:30pm – Home via Wegmans
Chicken Caesar Wheat Wrap

2:45pm – Jines Restaurant
Hummus & Pita Appetizer
Grilled Chicken & Pesto Sandwich w/ Fries

7:30pm – Home
Bowl Cheerios
Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Three Slices French Toast (on Challah)
A Take 5 (damn, you Rico!)

I’ve got Five Bucks says the hunger bug will strike again before I make it to bed …

“Really? That’s funny. I’ve got a ten that says pass the pepper. I’ve got two quarters singing harmony on ‘Moonlight in Vermont‘ – ”
“What?”
“Talking money.”
“A talking monkey?”
“A talking monkey, yea. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says ‘ficus’.”