the malfatti problem. my life in the singularity.

Television Journalism at its finest. And stuff.

Okay, campers, rise and shine!

Don’t forget your booties, because it’s cold out there today.

It’s cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?Not hardly. You can expect hazardous travel later with that blizzard thing.

“That blizzard thing”?

Here’s the report.  The National Weather Service is calling for a big blizzard thing.

They are. But there’s another reason why today is especially exciting.

Especially cold.

The big question on everybody’s lips-
On their chapped lips.

Do you think Phil will come out and see his shadow?

Punxsutawney Phil.

That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers.

It’s Groundhog Day!

FOR THE RECORD:

There’s no reason why two grown men should be drinking Limoncello. What happened to Beer? Scotch? Even Gin? Why Limoncello?
And what the hell is Limoncello?

FOR THE RECORD:

Two buddies going out for some drinks, and maybe getting a little drunk, isn’t news! Seriously. Michael Richards being racist, maybe (and i’m still not convinced it should be headline news). But Clooney and DeVito having a few drinks and feeling the effects the next morning?

So what? Awesome. I’d like to go get smashed with them, they seem like pretty cool cats. Why should he be on The Today Show explaining how many drinks he had? Since when did Matt Lauer become Sherriff Buzzkill to the Stars?

I got a ride home from my friend Friday, and I was so hammered that when I reached my front door, I turned around and walked 1.3 miles back to the bar. Where’s Anderson Cooper’s number so I can recount my newsworthy tale?